Who Is It?

children have a fail-proof system of fairness to decided who is it

remember bubble gum bubble gum in the dish. 

or my mother punched your mother in the noise what color was the blood?

or the classic "Eeny, meeny, miny, moe" 

Then when you got a little bit older it went straight 

"Everybody out except for you" 

until you ultimately reach the 

"NOT IT" stage. 

Aww the glories of youth. If only adulthood decision making was that simple